why hibernate?

Let’s Do Some Math

(We know you're tired. We'll just do it for you).

The average human spends 8 hours a day in bed. That means 56 hours a week in bed, 224 hours a month in bed,  2688 hours a year in bed, and thanks to Netflix and "sick days" let’s just add an extra 72 hours a year on top. 





2760 hours. Wow.


With all of that time in bed, you shouldn't waste any time outside of your sheets worrying about them.

Some people take this too literally by never washing their sheets (gross). Others like to stock up on extra sets (expensive). And then there are those over achievers washing and ironing their sheets twice a week (we get it, but really?). 


"There Has To Be A Better Way!?"

There is!

First, let's get a few things out there.  

Most sheets are:

  • Falsely marketed (thread count shouldn't be a thing)
  • Uncomfortable until they've been washed 10 times
  • Overpriced

We know, we hate it too. So much, in fact, that we decided to do something about it. 

That's why we started Hibernate.

Hibernate is here to help fight all of these concerns. Thanks to our signature Hibernate brushed microfiber fabric, we're able to provide an incredibly soft, highly breathable set of sheets that feel like top quality cotton without the wrinkles or high price

On top of that, our deep fit pockets and refined weave mean your sheets will fit well and last long. 

At this price, getting two sets makes life easier without breaking the bank (we like to mix and match colors). And, if you do forget to wash your sheets (still gross), our microfiber is antimicrobial and wicks moisture better than traditional cotton. 

If you're still unsure, try a set. We're confident you'll love them and offer a 30-Night Trial on all of our products. 

Now go get some sleep, you deserve it. 

- hibernate

Who We Are

We're Cody and Travis.

We spent four years in college not washing our sheets as much as we’d like to admit (thanks for reminding us mom).

We like nice things.

We don’t like paying lots of money for them.

We like doing business with nice people .


Our goal was to create a brand that can provide all like-minded individuals with tasteful top quality home goods, not made by a Swedish conglomerate, at affordable prices. Sheets are our first stop and there's more to come. If you have any questions or are interested in working with us feel free to contact us here